2008-11-28 : Merry BROOM|mas!!

espite the well-known fact that none of the members of BroomOfDoom could overcome the temptations of the dark side, there are still moments that reveal our innermost secret:
even WE can get sentimental!

This undesirable state of emotional confusion is caused by:
  • monotony of christmas carols being broadcasted repeatedly
  • offensive smell of fir in places others than toilets
  • retinitis caused by lights flickering @ less then 100Hz
  • the proportionality of blood-to-grog ratio and daysTillXmas (law of nature)

If you are experiencing any of these phenomena the following link might help you:
Thank God, it'll be over soon!

We wish you a Merry Chrismas, but
nevertheless
--> We hate you!! <--

2003-03-19 : Potz Blix!

room of doom offers last diplomatic chance for peace on earth.
Join in and give Dr. H. Blix and Dr. El Bradai a helping hand in fighting the axis of evil.

Join NOW and BLIXIT!

© bnn - broom nonsense network


2002-10-14 : The Good, The Bad and The Uggly

aming and guessing
[excerpt taken from www.cnn.com about sniper attacks in USA committed by GOD © www.vatican.va]
comments by mad

Video games, especially those with sniper features, have come under particular scrutiny.
Florida lawyer JACK THOMPSON speculated on NBC's Today show Friday that the shooter might be a gamer [One who plays a game, especially a role-playing or computer game].
Thompson surmised that an inscription on a Tarot card [symbolizing DEATH] found near one of the shootings --
"Dear Policeman [watchman, patrolman, cop, dick, fuzz, smokey, peeler...]: I AM GOD"
-- might have links to gaming.
"You go to video game chat rooms and you have the proclamation 'I am God' all over the place," said Thompson, an advocate of regulations to keep violent video games out of the hands of minors [not miners, but DOES ROLLING HELP?].
The expression is sometimes used by gamers to declare victory and players commonly say they're in "God-mode" when their characters shield themselves or don protections that make them invincible [Incapable of being overcome or defeated, unconquerable].
Thompson said investigators should consider possible links to shooting games.
"The mayhem [the willful and unlawful crippling or mutilation of another person] that we're seeing, we're seeing played out by somebody who is a marksman, either in the military or a video game setting," he said.

Such claims are at odds with the facts, said Doug Lowenstein, president of the Interactive Digital Software Association.
"This murderous spree is the act of a deranged and sick individual [A single human considered apart from a society or community; NOT A MULTIPLAYER GAMER!!!]," he said. "It's not violent media that create sociopathic personalities."
"The notion that using a mouse or controller in a video game can teach people to be a sharpshooter is ABSURD [Contrary to reason or propriety, obviously and fiatly opposed to manifest truth, inconsistent with the plain dictates of common sense, logically contradictory, nonsensical, ridiculous]," he added.

You've read the BAD
retorted by the GOOD
now face the UGGLY (name: GOD, profession: gamer, programmer, VIP-state: N/A)
GOD © broomofdoom
[just a tribute to ennio morricone]

real criminals look like this (name: R. S. Goldberg, prefession: sexual activities with female children under the age of ten VIP-state: FBI most wanted)
fbi most wanted


2002-02-24 : Scientific Breakthrough: First Human Cloned!

nce again BroomOfDoom has proven to be the world leader in innovative techologies:
Yesterday broom|dreck, chief biotechnoloy officer (CBO) of "broom|ResearchTaskForce for human cloning" (hc_rtf), proudly presented the outstanding results of his research team to the astonished representatives of world media:

Dolly- the first human being ever SUCKsessfully cloned!

"Despite some self-evident arguments, 'Dolly' was THE choice to demonstrate respect for our precursors of mamal cloning at Roslin Institute", he stated in reply to "American Scientist"'s question about the selection criteria for the donor of human tissue.

"This experiment proves the feasiblity of cloning human beings and is therefor a full success. But it cleary points out the deficiency in scientific effort undertake so far.
More sophisticated techniques have to be developed to overcome the present restrictions in saturation and resolution of the generated output.
We are just at the beginning of a new area, but even a fool can see that the direction of future biotechnical research has been determined by the overwhelming result of our experiment."

"By our joint effort we'll be able to present the first clone in color within the next year.
Encouraged by the promising results of animal experiments, which have already shown that resolutions of more than 75 dpi can be achieved with a mortality rate of less than 10%, we're planning to bring to market at that time a fully-functional "Heidi Klum"-Clone with two-year-warranty."

"GOD created the world, we make it a place worth living!!"
(broom|dreck, CBO)

broom|Dolly
Order your own Dolly now!
your name:
your email address:
Number of copies:
 
list of orders

broom|gekko + broom|jerry + broom|mad


2002-02-21 : TERRORANSCHLAG BEI BROOMOFDOOM !!!

estern um 23:58 MEZ wurde die Menschheit in ihren Grundfesten erschüttert !
Unsere Homepage wurde von fundamentalistischen Terroristen gehackt !!!!!

Als Clanleader muss ich eine Gemeinsamket zwischen der sogenannten 3in1 birthday party-makern und broomofdoom Mitgliedern leugnen...

Jegliche Ähnlichkeit ist rein zufällig!

Wir haben diesen Akt der Gewalt gegen die freie Welt bereits an Georg Bush gemeldet...
Ein massierter Bomberangriff auf Stellungen der Urheber ist bereits im Gange !


broom.lokus
ps: WE HATE YOU

2001-12-18 : God Created The Forum

n the beginning God created the brooms and the earth.
The earth was without forum and void, and darkness was upon the face of the creeps.
And God said, "Let there be a forum"
and there was the forum.
And God saw that the forum was good.

broom|mad

Tu nescis nec vides, nec sapis illum qui te constituit.
you don't know him, you don't see him, you don't understand him, HE who created you.
the one and only

2001-12-08 : One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind

ear extraBroomestrial,

the world is a changing - so is our homepage.

In total neglection of the design and the advices of our webdesigners (EDV-Feix) we did not completely overthrough our web presence but made slightly notable changes.

Find 'em and enjoy!!

so long,
broom|mad

pd: in advance we want to apologize for you having difficulties in finding us the early days next week (we are getting a more stable, faster and BETTER connection)

2001-11-10 : Unser Mann in Havanna berichtet

ichts ist besser geeignet zu zeigen, dass wir trotz einer scheinbaren Phase der Inaktivität, sehr wohl noch schlagkräftig sind, als ein eben hereingeschneiter Zwischenbericht unseres Mannes in Havanna.

Also lest und staunt über die Abenteuer unseres famosen Ritters
"[BROOM]|Loki de la blanca"
[BROOM]|mad




EDV-Feix hat seine Homepage nach subtiler Kritik von Seiten "[BROOM]|Loki" grafisch weiterentwickelt und präsentiert sich stolz im neuen Outfit:

http://www.edv-feix.at

Allerdings sind die änderungen eher lapidar: Ein lustiger Spot-Effekt beim Klicken auf Links wie "Humor". Ein neues EDV-Feix-Logo im top-Frame (ULead Cool 3D?).
Altbekannte und bewährte Verwurschtelungen der deutschen und englischen Sprache (zB "um das Problem mit der Performens zu beheben") wurden absichtlich beibehalten, um nicht die Hauptzielgruppe der Homepage (Vollidioten, Ausländer ohne Deutschkenntnisse, multisensorisch Schwerbehinderte sowie Berufsclowns und Masochisten) zu verschrecken.
Offensichtliche Einsatzbereiche der HP:
  • Schocktherapie von Autisten
  • Ego-Stärkung (ich bin schlecht, aber andere sind noch viiiiiel schlechter...)
  • Sterbehilfe
  • Urschrei-Therapie

Wie man sieht, dient die HP also rein klinischen Zwecken, insofern bitte ich, den Erstellern gegenüber gebührenden Respekt walten zu lassen, da man sich hier anscheinend sehr viel mehr Gedanken über die Gestaltung gemacht hat, als es auf den ersten Blick den Anschein hat.
[BROOM]|zmf
[BROOM]|Loki

2001-10-09 : Moment of Silence

Today, ten years ago, our beloved mental leader ROY BLACK abandoned his earthly presence to step towards eternity.
Not only his ballades - like the unforgettable "te quiero follar"
["Ich hab Dich lieb"] - delighted our hearts, but his unbeatable charismatic presence in innumerable soaps and movies build the firm and everlasting basis of our devotion.
We love you and may the following lines make us never forget you!!!

`All right,' said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
["Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"]


more details featured by Gertrud Münstermann
Gerd HÖLLerich

2001-10-05 : dedicated followers of fashion

broom|loki (left) and broom|jerry (right) present the new
-- BOD ATTACK SUITE --
check it out here..
q3 skins will be available for download soon.

2001-10-04 : that's the coolest thing i ve ever seen

hier der beweis, dass sich broom-of-doom auch um andere kuemmert..
viel spass bei diesem exkurs in die grenzenlose peinlichkeit unserer mitnetzbenutzer.
- jerry -
spanish translation :)

2001-09-22 : alles ist möglich nur die wurst hat zwei

wir sind schwuler - wir haben gewonnen :)
Titten gegen Besen: 10 : 1000000 oder so .. :)
einzelheiten hier
UGH

2001-08-27 : THE FIRST ENCOUNTER :)

We just informed the TITs that we would like
them to be our first challange.. because of their incredibly kewl website. :)
www.tit-clan.de
cheers

2001-08-26 : Broom of the Week

The first BOTW (broom of the week) was chosen..:) check it out

2001-08-25 : Guestbook

After a painless installation of PHP and mySQL we started programming on our guestbook
(not that we would read what you post, but anyway.. you have to have one : )
check it out

2001-08-22 : Members section

The style of the MEMBERS - Section has been decided... check it out

2001-08-21 : The Website

on the 21th of August we started working on this site

2001-08-20 : Registering of the Domain

on the 20th of August the domain-name www.broomofdoom.com was set up

2001-08-18 : Foundation of the fabulous B-O-D Clan

On Saturday, 18th of August 2001 a.d. the fabulous - Broom Of Doom - Clan was founded during an excessive drinking session. HELLO WORLD!